I gt a joke 2day that happened 2day...
Narrator: 2day, me is going up a staircase leading to the second floor, where I have my duty. A prefect, Troy is looking puzzled.
Troy: Why do u come up from the first floor? Ur class is at the third floor, so juz go down a level and come here!
Me: Exercise mah!(That is slang. In case u dun understand, it means Juz wanting 2 exercise)
Narrator: Just then, a class came out from the hall and went back into the hall through a different gate.
Me: Why did they come out? Since they are going to stay in the hall, why do they come out and go in again? The teacher is so weird!
Troy: Exercise mah!
lolz.. Troy copied me! nvm... anyway, this relli happened, nt i make up one..
I still gt jokes... They were from a skit presented by the Drama Club in my sch..(I edited some of the story but the fun parts remain!)
Narrator: This story is about a girl, named Nisha, and her three pets, a bird, cat and monkey. The animals always quarreled with each other. Today, they were quarreling again. Nisha's mother came in.
Mother: Nisha, u muz get rid of those pets! They always quarrel, making this house seem like a zoo! And they always make a mess of your room.
Child: But mum, I love them! I can't possibly give them away.
Mother: Fine, u may keep them 4 the time being. But u muz give them away one by one.
Narrator: With that, the mother left the room.
Child: Now what am I going 2 do? I love all of u. Getting rid of u is impossible.
Bird: Get rid of those pests and I'll sing 4 u all day.
Cat: U shld keep me. I purr and make soothing sounds and if u pat me u wouldn't give your blood pressure.
Monkey: I am the most like human. Therefore, u shld nt keep them.
Bird: Shut up, monkey face!
Monkey: u then shut up, Kentucky Fried Cheeper!
Cat: Oh, u c the reason u shld get rid of them? The bird brain and monkey face bring nothing but trouble.
Child: If I keep birdie, then cat and monkey wouldn't quarrel, and vice versa. What am I going 2 do?
Bird: dun talk so much, cat! u think ur meowing sounds good? My foot!
Cat: Then do u think ur cheeping sounds good then, Cheeper?
Bird: Have u ever heard of Jurong Cat Park?(Jurong BIRD park is one of the tourist attractions in my country.)
Child: Stop fighting, u 2! Can't we be friends?
Monkey: See wad I mean about them being different?
Child: No matter hw different we are, we can get along fine. And what's more, u can all stay here! Ok?
Bird,Cat,Monkey Together:Ok!
Child(smiles): Okay, let's clean up here!
Narrator: And they lived happily ever after.
Actually that was part of the whole story, but the remaining parts doesn't matter. anyway, i gtg, so c u nxt time!
