My Bday

last time I wanted to post my bday pics... but unsuccessful.. so I'm gonna try again.

pictures of my friends, me, the food and cocktail^^^^^, and my cake<<<<<<

Sigh...

It's the weekend, so why am I sighing? read on 2 find out

I visited my friends Tracy's blog juz nw(the link is there<<) and Clarissa's blog, as well as my teacher's(I was rather surprised when I knew he had a blog!), and I think I'm rather a failure. I actually dunno hw 2 insert a blog template! if u look at my friends' blogs, theirs is def prettier than mine! I wish 2 learn hw 2 do it...

I do know to go to www.blogskins.com 2 look for templates, but wad's the use if u dunno hw 2 insert the template? Speaking of this, I'm going to try and see if I know hw 2 insert a blog template. Wish me luck?!

Joke time!!!

I gt a joke 2day that happened 2day...

Narrator: 2day, me is going up a staircase leading to the second floor, where I have my duty. A prefect, Troy is looking puzzled.

Troy: Why do u come up from the first floor? Ur class is at the third floor, so juz go down a level and come here!

Me: Exercise mah!(That is slang. In case u dun understand, it means Juz wanting 2 exercise)

Narrator: Just then, a class came out from the hall and went back into the hall through a different gate.

Me: Why did they come out? Since they are going to stay in the hall, why do they come out and go in again? The teacher is so weird!

Troy: Exercise mah!

lolz.. Troy copied me! nvm... anyway, this relli happened, nt i make up one..

I still gt jokes... They were from a skit presented by the Drama Club in my sch..(I edited some of the story but the fun parts remain!)

Narrator: This story is about a girl, named Nisha, and her three pets, a bird, cat and monkey. The animals always quarreled with each other. Today, they were quarreling again. Nisha's mother came in.

Mother: Nisha, u muz get rid of those pets! They always quarrel, making this house seem like a zoo! And they always make a mess of your room.

Child: But mum, I love them! I can't possibly give them away.

Mother: Fine, u may keep them 4 the time being. But u muz give them away one by one.

Narrator: With that, the mother left the room.

Child: Now what am I going 2 do? I love all of u. Getting rid of u is impossible.

Bird: Get rid of those pests and I'll sing 4 u all day.

Cat: U shld keep me. I purr and make soothing sounds and if u pat me u wouldn't give your blood pressure.

Monkey: I am the most like human. Therefore, u shld nt keep them.

Bird: Shut up, monkey face!

Monkey: u then shut up, Kentucky Fried Cheeper!

Cat: Oh, u c the reason u shld get rid of them? The bird brain and monkey face bring nothing but trouble.

Child: If I keep birdie, then cat and monkey wouldn't quarrel, and vice versa. What am I going 2 do?

Bird: dun talk so much, cat! u think ur meowing sounds good? My foot!

Cat: Then do u think ur cheeping sounds good then, Cheeper?

Bird: Have u ever heard of Jurong Cat Park?(Jurong BIRD park is one of the tourist attractions in my country.)

Child: Stop fighting, u 2! Can't we be friends?

Monkey: See wad I mean about them being different?

Child: No matter hw different we are, we can get along fine. And what's more, u can all stay here! Ok?

Bird,Cat,Monkey Together:Ok!

Child(smiles): Okay, let's clean up here!

Narrator: And they lived happily ever after.

Actually that was part of the whole story, but the remaining parts doesn't matter. anyway, i gtg, so c u nxt time!

Happy Good Friday!

I'm not a Christian... but I celebrated Good Friday 2day. U may ask why. Well, it's because my jie gt cooked spaghetti(yum!) 2day and invited all of us 2 her house for a celebration.